We think it time to start publicly offering deals of immunity to the World's tyrants. We say give every despot an opportunity to bail without repercussions. Rather than continuing to helplessly, inconsistently and belatedly react, the international community should become more proactive. 


By now, everybody knows who the remaining assholes are. Most of those in the know, can even estimate who is next, how soon the shit will hit the fan in their respective countries and how bad that shit is going to stink when it does. We say offer these tyrants a luxurious place in the sun to live out their lives in the manor they're accustomed to. A secured private island with plenty of dough, good looking women, servants and a few pions to beat on for old times sake. Sun with a tyrant, dine with a despot, enjoy Club Med for the Cruel and Inhumane. 


Surely these nuts watch CNN, Al Jazeera and the History Channel to know the paths taken by Mubarak, Kaddafi and Suddam Hussein had really bad out comes. It shouldn't take a lot of convincing to bring them onboard after the sweetheart deal Yemen's President Ali Abdullah Salah got for himself. Homeboy got his parliament to pass a law exempting him from prosecution once he left power. Although, he would've been wiser to have busted a move before he got hit with a rocket propelled grenade, for which he's being treaded for in the States. 


But that's our point, don't wait until its too late. Take King Abdullah 2 of Jordan for instance. He saw the wave of change coming and got hopping on reforms straightaway. The Ruling Family of Saudi Arabia just started throwing buckets of money out of the windows to settle down growing dissent.  Conditions should never be allowed to deteriorate to the extent that thousands are allowed to die, with crimes against humanity being committed wholesale and the only option the despots has is the Hague and the hangmen. 


After all, when these uprising start, they are for the most part peaceful. The people aren't looking for revenge, they are seeking, respect, dignity, opportunity and free speech. It is only when the despots refusal to acknowledge an individual basic universal human rights that things begin to get ugly. After the brutish crackdowns starts, replete with torture, street beatings, indiscriminate killings and the locking out of international media to hide the crimes is when those people want to exact a pound of flesh. Literally!


Issues Under Fire: Club Med For Maniacs