On this day, March 1 20013, well after the last halfhearted efforts in the Senate to pass eleventh hour legislation to mitigate the spitefully reckless budget cuts, the President and Congressional leadership will meet to discuss some new way forward. While this meeting will take place behind closed doors, one can only speculate how that meeting will be conducted. Here’s what we think!
Assuming their assigned places on the five points of a pentagram, at the stroke of midnight, Barack Obama, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell and Harry Reid will sacrifice “We the People” to the unholy one. Centered in the demonic circle will be all the hopes and dreams of “We the People” to be offered up in exchange for the earthly comforts of power and influence.
With the signing of this merciless policy into law, President Obama and his cohorts of evildoers will begin the process of feeding the beast from below, chunks of the people’s” pain for dinner. With spoons full of discomfort and uncertainty for dessert, the beast of Sequestration will chew till its heart’s content.
In an ungodly ceremony reminiscent of a cheap trashy seventies occult flick, the President will hold court as McConnell shape-shifts into his true Pelican form while John Boehner prances to Satan’s rhythmic fire dance, enhancing his perpetual tan.
Were this not a PG-Rated experience, we’d delve graphically into the unmentionable role Pelosi would play during these demonic inspired festivities. Unfortunately, since the visuals of Nancy P shaking her wrinkled up money maker while doing a bit of denture free gum bumping can be unsettling for many, we ain’t even going there. However, at your own risk you’re welcome to use your imagination.
For those who think it unfair of us to forgo illuminating Harry Reid’s antics during the meeting, lets just say Harry is a bit of a voyeur. As far as President Barack Obama is concerned, we dare not go to far considering the wrath Bob Woodward faced for his journalistic transgressions.
Truly, we wish some form of relief was on the horizon, but the sad truth is, this evil party is just getting started. To think the beast of Sequestration will be satisfied after gorging itself on the tender hopes of the innocent would be foolhardy. Once fed, his insatiable appetite for more of “We the People’s” pain and misery will only grow.
Since the appetites of America’s politically elite are equally hungering for limitless power and influence, “We the People” can expect another devilish feeding frenzy at the end of this month. With the Papacy having been disgraced, marginalized and conveniently disposed of for the time being, “We the People” are literally defenseless.
To assuage the suffering of those crying out in agony the loudest, we can only say this is just the beginning, for there will be more blood spilled.
Perhaps, the Birthers may have been on to something concerning Barack Obama’s place of birth. Were their view not obscured by a visceral racial reaction, they might have realized something far darker about the man than the color of his skin. While those dumb bastards got stuck on where he was born, we’ve got more menacing mysteries to explore!
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