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Introduction:
In light of the extended downturn in the U.S. economy and
few solutions being offered by the nation’s leadership, I thought it important
to share some creative options for those finding themselves left behind.
With unemployment benefits quickly becoming a thing of the
past and a U.S. social safety net one could drive a truck through, the current
situation has understandably left the average and below average American
without a clue.
For whatever reason, legions of Americans have been deemed
unemployable. Perhaps, many just made one life’s mistake too many, maybe some
just failed to keep current skill sets, maybe some just have a screw or two
loose or maybe some are just a bunch of born losers.
Many now living like an Untouchable in India, they somehow
wear an invisible scarlet letter that prevents any further access to the
wonderful world of gainful employment.
Populating basement apartments, spare rooms, attic spaces
and sagging sofas of impatient friends and relatives, the ever expanding loser class
is running out of options as fast as they’re running out of hope.
Wondering what the hell they’re going to do with the rest of
their lives, this new loser class could be the boil hiding in the cracks that,
if not lanced, will certainly be a pain in the nation’s ass.
Short of getting a cup for begging, a cardboard box for
shelter and depending on the generosity of strangers, what’s an American loser
to do?
For those who’ve found themselves asking that question, I
invite them to consider my response - how about a life of crime? A soon-to-be
booming field of endeavor, a career in crime promises an equal opportunity,
with high yield, tax-free income potential for the down-and-outer. If you enjoy this quick and fun read, please recommend it to a friend.
In the meantime, enjoy a movie until Issues Under Fire returns from Spring Break. When that'll be exactly remains unknown since goofing off can be addictive.
The Hoodlum 1951
In the meantime, enjoy a movie until Issues Under Fire returns from Spring Break. When that'll be exactly remains unknown since goofing off can be addictive.
The Hoodlum 1951 by lbines
Lawrence Tierney plays an unreformed, hardened criminal who has just been released from prison. While working at his brother's gas station, he becomes very interested in the armored car that makes regular stops at the bank across the street. OMG, crime is everywhere! Enjoy and share.
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