In search of the American Dream
Since Friday is a Personal Day around here, some thought it'd be cool to do something constructive for once. Therefore, a Cool Crew of dedicated agents have been assembled to locate the American Dream. Since the American Dream has eluded the average American so long, most can scantly recall what it actually looks like anymore, we thought somebody should try and determine once and for all, if it actually still exist.
Until now its been rumored, if you're really lucky, you might find it in a rare deep sleep cycle, but since most Americans work too hard to sleep very well, the average American will likely win a power ball lottery before they'll realize the American Dream. In fact, many Americans are relying on winning lotto or a big personal injury payout to get a glimpse of what's become the American Mirage for most.
Now that the Boomers are officially busted, following generations can't even count on inheriting the American Dream. Actually, for the millennial demographic, the American Dream was always just a fairy tale anyway. Its the same fairy tale foreigners risk life and limb slipping across the border looking for, only to find a lifetime of backbreaking work for low wages. While some get luck if theyr exceptionally smart, the vast majority just get worked to death.
But fear not, for its also been rumored, there has been sightings of the American Dream just north of the border in Canada. Yes, it maybe true, for according to a bunch of number crunching eggheads at the Luxembourg Income Study Database, Canada has the world' richest middle class. This is something one must see for themselves. OMG, to actually meet middle class people enjoying the American Dream; this is going to be so exciting. C-ya Monday with all the details.
In the meantime, we left a really cool episode of Philip Marlowe entitled Who Shot Waldo just below. Enjoy and share.
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