Issues Under Fire: Donald Trump: The Muslims Are Coming, The Muslims Are Coming

Issues Under Fire: Donald Trump: The Muslims Are Coming, The Muslims Are Coming 

Imagine sitting at a bus stop, standing on a train platform or walking down the street when someone starts shooting or stabbing people randomly. What would you think? Imagine sitting in traffic waiting for the signal to proceed when some maniac starts ramming his car into others and mowing pedestrians down with no regard for human life. What would you say? Imagine if the rumors of an Islamic Plague were true, what would you do? 

For those who imagine such scenarios , Donald J. Trump has a plan to save America from being overrun by Muslim Zombies. Donald Trump has personally seen people of the Muslim faith change overnight from peace loving hardworking family oriented Americans, into blood craving lunatics, hellbent on killing infidels. Donald Trump has captured and trapped infected Muslims in the basement of one of his many mansions. They're being held for observation. According to Donald Trump, there are no signs, symptoms or warnings. And at this time, there is no cure. 

Donald Trump is currently investing billions of his own money to research how this violent Islamic contagion is transmitted and why only people of the Islamic faith are susceptible. The Donald's private research teams are feverishly trying to determine how long the contagion can remain dormant in the contaminated before they begin to change. So far, once a Muslin has changed, they're forever changed. There is no turning back. According to Donald Trump, we must prepare ourselves for the worse. As terrible as it may sound, these Muslims must be killed. 

If America is going to be safe, Donald Trump is proposing all American Muslims be thoroughly questioned (water-boarded if necessary) registered and monitored. Considering this national security threat can be also fought as a public health threat, all Muslims living in the United States must be quarantined. Since its impossible to tell which Muslims have been infected, the entire demographic must be isolated from the general population.  

Americans can't afford to go soft or sentimental over friendships and past associations with Muslims. Americans must be willing to turn their backs on people they've know all their lives, if they don't want to be attacked. Americans can't let their guard down during these dangerous and uncertain times. Americans can't take any chances. Americans must be strong, well armed and vigilant. 

Next, the Donald is calling for a total and complete shutdown of all Muslims entering the United States. Until the United States representatives can tell the American people what the hell is going on, no Muslim should be allowed in. According to Donald Trump, we don't know who these people are, where they've been, what they've done or what they intend to do. Until further notice, Muslims are not to be trusted. 

Admitting he does not have all the answers, Donald Trump has plans to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for advice on how to secure America from this horrible Islamic plague. And if there's anybody on the planet who can tell you how to monitor and manage Muslims, its the Israelis. Facing similar problems with people of the Muslim faith running amok shooting and stabbing Israelis in Jerusalem and beyond, the IDF and other israeli security authorities have been instructed to shoot to kill any suspicious Muslim and not worry about any questions or consequences, because there won't be any. 

Bottom line: Now that Donald Trump has identified the problem and provided a solution, for those unwilling to consider the source, the message is clear. Run, hide and buy a gun because the Muslims are coming, the Muslims are coming. OMG, the Muslims are coming! Podcast below!