Issues Under Fire: Goodbye
It's with great sorrow we're announcing the retirement of Issues Under Fire today, but when it became abundantly clear that America had placed its future on a collision course with disaster, we had no appetite for witnessing the Dark Times ahead. Our only reason for being was to observe, analyze, document and advise. And we've done that.
Since 2008, Issues Under Fire covered the globe with the sole mission of understanding Humanity. And now that we do, we can report with absolute certainty, something evil is now contaminating Humanity at its very core. We've identified this evil thing as the personification of
ignorance, intolerance, greed and selfishness.
When that evil thing finally ascended to the highest echelon of American power, we knew Humanity had about as much chance of surviving as Hope did. And since we buried Hope and Compassion last week, few here at Issues Under Fire were prepared to attend the funeral of Humanity so soon. Therefore, we're forced to wish your world a sincere farewell and prepare to move on to the next adventure. And BTW, you're all invited. Just follow us on Facebook for updates.
Lee Bines and the Cool Crew.
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