How Fast Foods Can Save the World From Donald Trump
While many watch and wonder when Donald Trump's mental instability will eventually become so evident that he's deemed unfit to lead the nation, let alone the world, they'd be better off watching and wondering if Trump's unhealthy lifestyle will take him down first. We've come to understand Donald Trump consumes massive amounts of fast foods (McDonald's, KFC & Burger King), gets very little exercise, and even less sleep (4 hours a night). Add all that to having the most stressful job in the world, and one shouldn't be surprised if the 71 year old is found collapsed on the Oval Office floor clutching his chest in agony.
Reportedly, "45" will order up Egg Mac Muffins and hash browns for breakfast, while wolfing down, not one, but two Quarter Pounders (presumably with Cheese) with a large order of fries for lunch. And dinner is a cardiologist's nightmare. Trump loves red meat (no pun intended). He's strictly a steak and fried potatoes kinda guy with vanilla ice cream and chocolate cake on the side. Combine this daily diet with a sloth's attitude toward working out and anyone can envision Trump's bloated carcass slumped over in the tub when White House security has to break into the First Family's private residence because he failed to respond to repeated calls to verify his safety.
After a physical examination last year, we became aware that Donald Trump has been prescribed a statin. Statins are drugs that lower a person's cholesterol levels. Elevated levels of cholesterol can lead to heart attacks, heart disease and strokes. Now consider the fact that Donald Trump has the most stressful job in the world, made even more so by being investigated by the FBI, and the shrinking of his base of support while his critics and adversaries grow exponentially. Hell, even a Dotard like himself should understand how perilously close to a major health scare he's placed himself. He'd have to be in total denial not to.
Still, this is not all bad news. Well, at least not for those who don't like Donald Trump. The 45th president has been described as being mean spirited, vindictive, egotistical, narcissistic, thin-skinned and petty. And by the way, we can't forget to mention stupid and stubborn. He's long ago been proven a pathological liar, an accused sexual predator, as well as being an overt racist and xenophobe. Donald Trump has gone out of his way to insult Blacks, Latinos, Asians and just about anybody not of European descent. And his hate for people of the Muslim faith has become legendary. To think Donald Trump has many allies left beyond his immediate family and a rabid lunatic fringe, is not to be thinking at all.
Bottom line: Those who are waiting and wondering when Donald Trump is to be impeached or indicted, may have to be patient. But in the meantime, there is another way "45" could exit the world stage. Just imagine how elated people around the globe would be if they were to get a late Breaking News alert that Donald Trump had been found unresponsive and unable to be revived with a half chewed Triple Meat Whopper with Cheese stuffed in his gullet. That said, the only thing left to say is, Bon Appetit, Mr. President, Bon Appetit. Podcast below.
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