Issues Under Fire: Could Donald Trump Have An STD?

Issues Under Fire: Could Donald Trump Have An STD?

It's not only Friday, but it's Friday the 13th, and Spring has finally decided to make an appearance here in New York City. So, I thought it'd be cool to have fun with the news, by giving you something you can use. How about a smile, a laugh or some humor to share? To do anything less would be unfair. And don't worry, it's free. You can trust me. Remember, I'm the guy they call Cool Lee. That said, let's get started. 

From day one of the Trump administration, the world has witnessed erratic, unstable, inconsistent and incoherent behavior. And while most of his rabid supporters have decided to look the other way, those of us on the saner side of life have been concerned. What could be wrong? Why is he acting this way? What's with the back and forth? What's with the flip-flopping? How could someone be a friend today and a foe tomorrow? Nothing makes sense and many are beginning to realize, Donald Trump never will. And for one simple reason. Trump may very well be insane. And while I think I know why, out of respect for common sense, I'll build my case before jumping to my conclusion.

Last week, Donald Trump dropped the price of Amazon stock by calling out multi-billionaire CEO Jeff Bezos for not paying Amazon's fair share of taxes. Let's think this through. Donald Trump is going after a billionaire for not paying his fair share of taxes, after giving every billionaire in America the largest tax cut in history not more than three months ago. Paying low, if not no taxes at all is how billionaires become and remain billionaires. Donald Trump is a billionaire. He should know this. To a sane mind, Donald Trump's attacks against Bezos appear to be Non-Compos Mentis, aka INSANE!

Last week, Donald Trump told the world he was preparing to pull U.S. troops out of Syria. He said ISIS was as dead as DACA and it was time to go. He essentially gave Syria a heads up as to when the U.S. was leaving and why. Trump needed Troops on America's southern border to defend against hoards of Mexican drug dealers and rapists. This week, Donald Trump is preparing to trigger World War Three in Syria. This week Donald Trump is threatening to attack the Syrian government for allegedly using chemical weapons against its own citizens. But the fact that a nuclear-armed Russia is promising to respond to those threats appear to be of little consequence to America's Mad-Man-in-Chief. The world should be worried. And it is!

Yesterday, Donald Trump announced he was considering rejoining the TPP. After pulling the United States out of the Trans-Pacific Partnership, calling it a deal "pushed by special interest who want to rape our country", Donald Trump said the TPP trade agreement was unfair to American workers and farmers. So, what's changed since he signed an executive order to leave the partnership? Not a damn thing. So, why would Trump inexplicably order his newly appointed Director of the National Economic Council, Larry Kudlow to "take a fresh look" at the agreement he angrily withdrew from in his first week in office? I say unprotected sex. And yes, you should be worried.

It wasn't more than two weeks ago, porn star (okay, I'll be kind, adult film actress) Stormy Daniels and her lawyer released the results of a lie detector test. That test indicated Daniels was telling the truth when she said she had unprotected sex with Donald Trump. We not only saw the test results, but we saw photos of the test being taken. And given the number of p**sies Donald Trump has grabbed, fondled or otherwise forced himself upon, one would be within reason to suspect he didn't always do so responsibly. The fact that Trump is rumored to have sired a love child with a former housekeeper will attest to that. And we all know an unplanned pregnancy isn't the only thing that can result from unprotected sexual encounters. 

What if Donald Trump's madness is driven by a bad case of the CLAP? No seriously. It drove AL "Scarface" Capone out of his mind. Left untreated long enough, an STD can cause some extremely unpleasant health problems for the infected. I did the research. According to Wikipedia, Neurosyphilis, an STD in the later stages of Syphilis. some of the primary symptoms are confusion, sudden personality changes, changes in mental stability, mood disturbances, memory problems, irritability and dementia among other horrid maladies. And while there are treatments available, those treatments must be administered before the infection spreads to the brain.

Unfortunately, we all know now that Donald Trump doesn't listen to anyone. He thinks he knows it all. Most crazy people do. So, one shouldn't be surprised to find Donald Trump has been ignoring this issue for years. When the White House physician said, that pus on your pecker is a problem Mr. President, Donald Trump just blew him off, without even seeking a second opinion. Recognizing his boss was too far gone to argue with, Dr. Ronny Jackson, who served both the Obama and Bush W. administrations, did the only thing he could do. He told Donald Trump the only thing a crazy man would believe. Mr. President, you're healthy enough to live 200 years. And Dr. Jackson has kept his mouth shut ever since. That's how he's kept his job.

Bottom line: While most are speculating Donald Trump's outrageous behavior is from the stress of the FBI, the parade of women filing lawsuits, and the unrelenting pressure from the "FAKE NEWS", I think Trump's issues go deeper than that. When Trump was grabbing p**sies, he was acting like a dick- that's why he used no condoms and now looks like a hooker's trick. Share if you dare. Enjoy your weekend. Podcast below.