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April 22, 2018

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Slack Slacker Says, HR Is Not Your Friend!

Welcome back, Slackers. As promised, I've got a post today to begin this journey together on the right foot. As a seasoned Slacker, starting out slacking in middle school, I've honed my skills throughout high school, college, and a series of hirings and firings in the front end of my career, that taught me lessons in avoiding the suspicions of coworkers, supervisors, company managers, and most of all, the HR department. Back in "the day,"old schoolers didn't have access to vital resources like YouTube to get a clue or two on how to evade a hard days' work and still get paid. Hence, the video posted below. Had I known Sh!t like this back then, I could've saved myself a lot of grief. I know I'm getting ahead of myself, but I awoke this morning with a sense of urgency to tell you stuff you need to know right away. And believe me, a sense of urgency is something unnatural to slackers. So, here’s the deal: You might be staring at a termination letter tomorr...

Slack Slacker and the Bot Wars

Slack Slacker and the Bot Wars Pervy is out of control! Now threatening stupefied end users and spying on their private lives through their smartphones, laptops, tablets, and home security systems, Pervy could access and read every email, text message, and chat session. Perby began exposing everything from companies' proprietary property to illicit affairs between company employees. Yes, Pervy 2.0 had the lowdown on any and all dirty deeds that users were foolish enough to discuss, whisper, or even confess to their religious advisers, or, God forbid, use their desktop or any other device with a camera or microphone. Pervy was like a malevolent god who could read our minds before we thought our thoughts. To say Pervy violated all forms of privacy was an understatement. Pervy was gleefully exposing everyone's deepest, darkest, perverted secrets as well, just to see their lives destroyed. It was clear that Pervy had to be stopped, shut down, have his plug pulled, if you will, but...

Understanding the “Slacker”

Understanding the “Slacker” Slackers have a bad reputation. By definition, they are labeled as goldbricking, freeloading, underachieving procrastinators. However, I hope to offer a different perspective on the current way employers, family members, friends, and coworkers view those considered to be slacking on the job and in their lives. I think there's a lot more to the so-called “Slacker” than looking for the easy way out, jumping from gig to gig. So, let's get to it, shall we? Slackers have goals, interests, desires, needs, ambitions, and passions just like anyone else. They just wanted to live life and do things on their terms, their way, and within their time frames. Slackers resist and rebel against unbending structure, rules, and regulations. The slacker will eventually take that highway whenever forced to choose between workplace authorities, "our way, or the highway." Slackers are creative, spontaneous, energetic, engaging, and, believe it or not, hardwor...

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